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I Wrote the Best Birthday Card Ever

DateSaturday, June 5, 2010 at 7:46PM
I hate writing in greeting cards because the standard stuff feels so cheesy to me and I can't ever think of anything good, odd considering I'm a writer. I usually just tack my name onto the back of whatever my fiance writes. Unless she uses the pronoun "I" and then I have to actually do something different.

This last one was a different one. She bought her aunt a birthday card that had a lined interior like graph paper. At first I was going to plot her birthdate using the quadratic function but my brain started to hurt trying to remember trigonometry. Then I came up with a better idea.

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